We Promise Not to Blow Up Your Inbox Like Mercury in Retrograde!
Look, we get it—your inbox is probably more crowded than a Gemini’s browser tabs right now. But here’s the thing: we’re not those people who send you 47 emails about “THIS WEEK’S COSMIC ENERGY!!!” every single day.
Nope!
We respect your digital space more than a Virgo respects their color-coded calendar.
You’ll hear from us maybe once or twice a month with actually useful astrology content, free resources, and the occasional cosmic joke that’s actually funny (unlike your uncle’s Facebook posts about his “rising sign being his credit score”).
We’re here to help you navigate the stars, not make you want to throw your phone into the nearest black hole. Promise!
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